Jordan effigy to be burned for bonfire night

by Kylie Strung Nov 4th 2009 1:11PM

Now we have to confess that we can find Jordan as irritating as the next person - but despite spending more time than we would like writing about her, we're not quite at the stage where we're ready to burn a 27ft effigy of her on bonfire night.

But that's exactly what the villagers of Edenbridge in Kent will be torching in front of a crowd of 10,000 people on Saturday.

The giant likeness looks pretty good to us, although we think the artist may have actually underestimated the size of her boobs.

In case anybody's not sure who it's meant to be, they've got her holding the severed heads of ex-hubby Peter Andre and her new bloke Alex Reid in one hand - and some celeb mags in the other.

The effigy is also wearing white jodphurs, in acknowledgement of her love of horse riding.

Each year the villagers picks a different celeb to consign to the flames, and last year it was Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand.

If you don't think the guy looks a lot like Jordan, you might think some of these celebrity lookalikes are better...

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Nov 4th 2009 12:48PM

fifi commented:

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Brilliant we will make one for our bonfire ,to bad you cant chuck the real Jordan on ,all that plastic and silcone would make a wright stink ,

Nov 4th 2009 4:40PM

Mat commented:

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lol, so funny and true.

Best thing i have heard all week. I am so happy, this has made my week so fun! :)

She looks fat to. One thing i will say is that she looks half decent on the bonfire, which you can't say the same for her in real life. She is a slapper in real life. She is dressed appropriate in that pic lol.

i would love to be there watching all those visitors cheer it on when she is lit up.

Sounds sick yes, but it is only a clone of her. Well a better clone really, as i said she is dressed tidy. Maybe some anti-wrinkle cream on that face to lol.

She also does have somewhat a bulge between the legs, mmmm, are they trying to say something haha.

Nov 5th 2009 2:40AM

anewor commented:

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what a shame the hatred for Jordan which i disagree with ! seems to be the only thing some people have in their sad lives !when there is so much more to hate! give the girl a break ! what do they think her children make of this !

Nov 4th 2009 5:32PM

june Booth commented:

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Yes Mat, she does look like man in drag :-) Alex dare go out without her oh dear,dear I saw pic last week.

June

Nov 5th 2009 2:47AM

vicki commented:

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i cant imagine how katie price will feel when or if she reads this,i am amoung millons of people who buy the mags which keeps katie price going,i really dont think this is appropiate,some people may dislike her but to go to this extent is just cruel,she does what she does and nobody ask people to read,she has 3 kids to bring up and to be fair the newpapers and mags would have nothing else to write about!!!!!!!!!leave her alone and read something else if you dont like her,

Nov 5th 2009 3:15AM

RAY commented:

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YOU STATE IN YOUR OPENING PARAGRAPH THAT YOU ARE "FED UP WITH WRITING ABOUT HER".
THEN WHY DO SO ?????? STOP GIVING THE SAD PLASTIC PRINCESS ALL THE PUBLICITY, THEN SHE WILL DISSAPEAR IN TO OBLIVION, AND YOU CAN GET ON WITH DOING A DECENT JOB. AFTER ALL, WHAT DOES SHE DO THAT IS NEW'S ??????

Nov 5th 2009 3:14AM

upset commented:

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I don't think this is really appropriate when her son Harvey is in hospital with suspected swine flu and might not recover from it.
Poor girl can't live. And now people have to resort to this. Why not have Bin Laden on fire? Or someone who really deserves it.
I am ashamed of this country!!

Nov 5th 2009 3:24AM

lee commented:

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get over yourself love,its something they do each year,read what they and why they do it.............

Nov 5th 2009 3:28AM

upset commented:

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what was that.....
oh sorry all I heard was blah blah blah.

Nov 5th 2009 4:05AM

john gee commented:

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if she didn't put every little detail of her life in the press, down to every burp or blink, then she wouldn't have exposed herself as the the (woman??) that she is and people might leave her alone...and maybe the kids would have nothing to read about her? She is not a victim...

Nov 5th 2009 3:57AM

john gee commented:

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I find the whole thing a good bit of fun...and personally I think it looks more like linda lusardi? :o)

Nov 5th 2009 4:42AM

JK commented:

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Now why didn't I think of doing this? What a brilliant idea!!!!

Nov 5th 2009 5:00AM

rachel commented:

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This is horrible, what a sick society this is.

Nov 5th 2009 5:12AM

Sam commented:

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What a bunch of sickos, leave the woman alone.

Nov 5th 2009 5:17AM

Mary commented:

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Looks like Linda Lusardi

Nov 5th 2009 5:37AM

sari commented:

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I cant stand Katie Price but this is nasty think of her kids,you wouldnt want to read this about your mum.

Nov 5th 2009 6:40AM

Mat commented:

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How can some have sympathy for this rotten slapper.

Ye it's sad to here about Harvey, but let's be honest there and thousands of other children who's parents has very likely gone through the same thing, and they don't have the money she has to get top priority care like she can. So in some sence she is lucky.

Also she deserves no pitty because Harvey was SUSPECTED swine flu. She is just one troll and deserve nothing.

Also giver the girl a break? as one commenter said, why don't she give us a f****ng break!!!

She deserves all this, it just shows how many people has gone to hate this troll.

Stick a firework up her a** and wake her up to the truth and back to reality.

Nov 5th 2009 1:05PM

incy commented:

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Think its a great idea. Stop whinging about it being wrong its not. Its only a laugh and a bloody good one!!!! LOL Thats what happens when the public dont like you. Anyway saying that her daughter has been different lately!!! you a personal friend - LOL

Nov 5th 2009 7:09AM

Emma commented:

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Unfortunately, I think they have already been affected by this whole situation. I've certainly seen a change in their little girl over the last few months, poor wee mite.

Nov 5th 2009 11:27AM

david commented:

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I'm sorry to say it, but I think that Jordan is so pathalogically obsessed with publicity that I wouldn't put it past her to have admitted poor Harvey in to hospital with no more than a sniffle, but got her publicist to say, "Swine flu" just to get the story in the papers!